sâmbătă, 13 august 2011

Avem vinovaţii, ce ne mai trebuie drumuri?



Un bou, pe Antena 3, a descoperit vinovaţii pentru aglomeraţia dementă de azi, de pe şoselele spre litoral şi spre Braşov: social-democraţia şi liberalismul. Alta era situaţia dacă aveam conservatori! Mare ţi-e grădina Ta, Doamne! Şi plină de imbecili!  

Un comentariu:

Karakas spunea...

Va mai aduceti aminte ce de bancuri se faceau in comunism? Umorul e o metoda de supravietuire.

US RECESSION


The recession has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.